Vices Voiced: I give up.

And then it was said,

To the people I know and love, each and everyone of you.

By reading this, you* are hereby agreeing to smoke one cigarette less today, whatever day it is you happen to visit my blog.

Note that if you visit my blog more than once, you're obliged to repeat the above**.

I'm not asking for much, just one cigarette***.

Please & Thank You!

* YOU only applies to those who smoke, to those who don't, I love you too and please don't start.

** ABOVE being smoking one cigarette less on the day you visit this blog.

*** ONE CIGARETTE per blog visit, if you come here twice then smoke two cigarettes less, so on so forth.

CLARIFICATION : If your page gets stuck and does not load, know that when you refresh the page, its counted as visiting the blog twice, hence you smoke two cigarettes less etc. If this were to happen to you, you're in trouble because even the world wide web thinks you're puffing too much smoke.

I wouldn't know if you didn't do it but I'm doing the whole reversed psychology concept and playing up your conscience. (:

Yes, I love you too.

Vices Voiced

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

I give up.

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