!

I am tired.

So tired in fact, THAT I'M BRIMMING WITH ENERGY.

I feel like a bouncy ball, a bright yellow bouncy ball. The kind that you throw against the wall and it bounces back at you full force like Hammy The Squirrel after drinking coffee. SLEEP DEPRIVED.

I give myself one more day. On saturday, I will drop dead. Watch me.

ORANGE JUICE IS FILLED WITH VITAMIN C.